Jolly Rancher. Calling Jolly Rancher. Moving to plan B. Repeat. Plan B. Clean socks are a must. The Donut that rolls the farthest gets the dirtiest. The Sun Porch is Dead. The Squirrels have taken over the hen house. Duck when you’re horsing around. Coffee floats, rocks sink, the sink is plugged up. Plunge ahead with your day. Use sun screen, sun doors, sun spoons, knowing always that sun day your prize will come. Till that glorious day arrives walk around your block, stick your tongue out and catch a metaphor. You may go back to your regularly scheduled cat video now.